Fap Reporter

What is Fap Reporter?

The accountability service from The Jim Haggerty Show. Every time you fap, you file a fap report. Jim reads it. You feel shame. Eventually you stop forever. It’s like No Nut November, but forever.

Does Jim Haggerty really read my Fap Report?

Yes.

How does the site work?

It’s one small web server and a plain HTML form. You type your name and your report, press submit, and the server hands you a report number. No accounts, no passwords, no app — though you can add us to your home screen, and you should.

Do you store my fap reports?

No. Nothing is stored. There is no database. When your report arrives, your Fap Report is immediately sent to Jim Haggerty’s desk then is immediately discarded from this server. Your Fap Report is never written to disk or logged.