Fap Reporter
I’m Jim Haggerty and I’m here to keep you accountable. Every time you fap,
you send your fap report to me to read and shame you. You will become so
ashamed, you’ll never masturbate again. It’s like No Nut November
but Forever!
Did you just fap?
File your fap reportJim is standing by. He already knows — he just wants to hear it from you.
The shame is working
★★★★★
I fapped every day for 30 years. Then Jim read my report and sighed. I heard that sigh in my soul. 44 days clean.
★★★★★
Filed one report. ONE. The shame arrived before the confirmation page did. I’ve taken up woodworking. These hands belong to the lathe now.
★★★★★
Other apps give you streaks and badges. Only Fap Reporter gives you a grown man in a radio booth who is personally disappointed in you. Zero faps since March.
★★★★★
I typed up my relapse with shaking hands. Jim read it. I felt it. Haven’t fapped since, and I stand taller. Strangers salute me on the street.
